Any device which, when used, causes the user to stop and ignore their surroundings.
The collective noun for developers is “merge conflict”.
I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth,— Harun Yahya
then I ask myself the same question.
No matter how much you try,— An “old friend” of Jared Spool
you can't stop people
from sticking beans up their nose.
William Howard Taft is America’s Greatest President by volume— Maciej Ceglowski
‘Premium’ is the least useful adjective when describing a product as it imparts exactly zero knowledge. Given that it means fuckall, you can safely replace the word with ‘fuckall’ in almost every instance of its use.