The plan is always the first casualty of war.

Learning to Juggle

Learning to juggle…
one ball takes a second
two balls takes a minute
three balls takes an hour
four balls takes a week
five balls takes OCD

Good Judgement

Good judgement comes from experience.
Experience comes from bad judgement.

Clinging to Mistakes

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.

Knight in Shining Armor

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot wrapped in tinfoil.